Shock of the winter: Lee spurns the Yanks
To seven years, pinstripes, he said "Thanks, but no thanks"
Yanks made Lee an offer unbeatably weighty
But fans didn't treat Mrs. Lee like a lady
Instead Phils fans get a reward from above
As Lee heads back to city of Brotherly Love
That fan base will love that he scorned the Big Apple
For town that eschews gourmet cooking for scrapple
Still, Lee better hope that his arm means more clinching
In Philly, a thin line between love and lynching
If treatment of Mrs. Lee really did matter
In Philly, they're just as mean-and good deal fatter