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Poem: Jamaican Me Optimistic

By Howard Megdal
WASHINGTON - MAY 1: Dane Richards #19 of New York Red Bulls avoids a tackle against Juan Manuel Pena #3 of D.C. United at RFK Stadium on May 1, 2010 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Ned Dishman/Getty Images)
WASHINGTON - MAY 1: Dane Richards #19 of New York Red Bulls avoids a tackle against Juan Manuel Pena #3 of D.C. United at RFK Stadium on May 1, 2010 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Ned Dishman/Getty Images)
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Bearish on Red Bulls? Are you insane?
Cheers for the fleet and unstoppable Dane
Earns pennies per week, but scores in a flash
While injured Henry takes home all Red Bull's cash
And Angel is legend of team, that's for certain
But he's hit a drought as his time reaches curtain
Dane's finish on Thursday looked like that of Bale
To miss watching Dane Richards clearly is FAIL