Farewell to Francoeur, a player verbose
Whose recent play left Mets fans lachrymose
A deal to the Rangers got Frenchy's bags packed
In Texas, he'll leave not one pitch unhacked
Now Arlington's writers can give him sweet kisses
Ignoring his countless swings and his misses
They'll laugh at his stories, fawn over his arm
He may hit .230, but that man's got charm