Poem: Foot Folderol

Rex Ryan's under media's knife

For videos showing he loves his wife

So Rex finds toes bit more than cute

And lusts for what's found in a boot

While it appears the Ryans swing

Jets, fans agree: the game's the thing

His private life does Jets no harm

Appendage to worry about: Mark's arm

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